True words. Dirt can be dreamy.
Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective
I wear red lipstick so I can mark my territory like tea mugs, sandwiches and boys.
I need red lipstick.
omg where did this come from?
Someone asked us recently how to be a proper hockey fan during the NHL playoffs and they start tomorrow! Which makes this extremely important.
So here I am, in gif glory, How to be a Hockey Fan: During the Playoffs
as far as i’m concerned they’ll always be together…the way it should be.
You want to say fuck, you’re thinking fuck, but you type out freak. You’re not fooling anybody, and you’re not making the world a nicer place. You’re just making it a faker place. What’s the point of saying freaking? What do you think you’re accomplishing by peppering every noun in your vocabulary with the lamest of all adjectives?
I just get so fed up with the insincerity. And I hope I’m not coming across as too big of a dick here, I mean, I’m not trying to attack everyone guilty of using these unfortunately sugar-coated non-words. I get it, you might be just trying your best to be civil, to mind your manners.
Or, just say, “You’re fucking crazy,” but own it. Just be an adult about it. You want to curse? Fine. Like I said, who cares? Honestly, who really cares about curse words anyway? Don’t you ever think that they’re only powerful because we give them power? If moms and dads didn’t warn their kids never to curse, do you think there’d be such a strong desire to curse?
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Stephen Colbert (and a bunch of other celebs) welcomed Jimmy to the Tonight Show by paying up on their $100 Tonight Show Bet!
Teemu says farewell to the Anaheim Faithful. His last regular season skate around Honda Center.